….to bring you earth-shattering news! Rumor has it that the website of Yorse Troolie was updated today, and may possibly have been responsible for recent Geo-Climactical disturbances on the eastern seaboard. ‘It’s….unbelievable’, said some random spokesperson. ‘I mean, we though there might be something coming, but not this soon, or this big.’ Speculation is rampant in the scientific community, but at this time the event is believed to be a fluke, and certainly not malevolently initiated. When contacted by reporters, the party responsible merely remarked that it was awefully late, and he should really get to bed because he might have to work tomorrow. He did hint, however, about possible further clarification at a future date.